Haveboard just called me from a NASCAR race…WTF? I think the mesh hats have taken over his brain. Or maybe they had free beer day? I dunno. It was a funny call anyway. Yo, 93 did you sit next to this guy?
You might be a redneck…
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He also assualted my wireless. That bastard. I actually heard these NASCAR things were ligit BYOB sporting events. Thats enough for me to say I am in.
Nothing goes with Nascar like a mullet and a bag of speed.
hahahaha, 93 did strike me as having a slightly high amount of Cracker in him.
the best part is, he grew a trash stash just to go to NASCAR, like he didnt fit in anyway, HAVEBOARD is always about going all out when it comes to looking and playing the part. You should see him on hellowween(?) Im sure he rocked a sleevless shirt all weekend, with a 30 pack of Busch in each hand, and some flipflops, these are the excesories needed to wear a trash stash. Goldchain, how did you get that picture of HAVEBOARD with the #3 shaved into his backhair, didnt know that shit was circulating?
THAT PHOTO OF HAVEBOARD AND HIS NEW GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE PAGE IS AWESOME, HEY HAVEBOARD, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ANYONE YOU HAD A NEW GIRL, OR DID YOU JUST MEET HER AT NASCAR? HEY, NEXT TIME THOUGH, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON…….
forgot the flip-dlops, did have a sleeveless shirt, and moustachio was in full affect! Nascar was fun as shit!
haveboard has fruit-flops!!! hahah
Photo’s fucking great!