Fredlock the Headlock

Although I’ve never been to Philadelphia I have been told it is a great city and like S.F., very skate freindly. But one thing it does not have, is Fred. Fred is a mix of up-state New York, Boulder, Colorado and San Francisco all rolled up into a ball of fury and smoke. Not to be tangled with unless a beatdown is what you desire. Fred has been known to skin up a gorilla’s arm and drink a bottle of whiskey all in the midst of one of the smoothest fakie frontside pop shuv-its you’ll ever see. Cheers Fred.