Buy your kid a skateboard

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  1. yeah. i heard those tings where invented by a lucrative podiatrist in texas. spouds kind of like george W. and starting a weapons race. awesome.

  2. I can’t believe you figured out my plan! I was planning on taking the profits from my Heely empire and creating an army of robotic nuclear Boston Terriers. The dogs will infiltrate enemy strongholds and stun the enemy with cuteness before detonation. Damn you conspiracy theorists and your ability to find a plan of mine in everything!

  3. My first attempt at world domination was the fembot.My attempts were thwarted by the lovely yet kunning Lindsay Wagner the Bionic Woman,no relation to Victorious E. Wagner.This time it will be futureshooz.Anyone see that beeotch smoking crack running deathrace 2007.Where Stallone and or David Carradine?Is this thing on?

  4. i think Victorious e. should run against me in november for mayor of this city, would we get our park then?????? hhmm oh yeah i heard theres this guy name Boney Knaulk and he has some sort of foundation for helping to build skateparks, anybody holla at him??????

  5. The only thing stopping me from getting a pair is that they lack a big white swoosh on the side…

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