Cookout and the Skateboard fightclub

I’m reposting this from the myspace, in which Cookout explain’s his most recent accomplishment

Three emergency room hospital visits in 1 year.
How was your day dear?

The first thing the EMT says to me is, “why weren’t you wearing a helmet?”

My response, “they’re for pussies.”

EMT, “Well, if you were wearing one we wouldn’t have to be here.”

Me, “But if I did wear one, I would feel like a pussy at the end of the day.”

EMT: “Well, how you going to feel at the end of the day now?”

Me: “Drunk”—-But I’m not, the hospital people strongly advised me not to.

As Pat Benatar said, “PAIN and LOVE become ONE in the eyes of the wounded child.”

I live for this stuff. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

I can’t shower for 24 hours and have lots of dried blood in my hair, and 8 stitches.

Get well soon, homie!

9 thoughts on “Cookout and the Skateboard fightclub

  1. “I live for this stuff. Live by the sword, die by the sword.” Couldn’t be said any better. Get Well.

  2. Les Miserables is for tough guys? Seriously, though, I’m a big ‘ole puss-puss when it comes to skating and I still don’t wear a helmet.

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